Blackout: Yoga Yo’ Guts

Attendance: 82

The day after last night’s party, we received the following text from a brutha who attended:

He’s right, tho. The vibe was lit, all the newbies were sexy asf, and there was a new, uh, “element” that we added to make the party extra freaky.

Yoga Chair

Assuming most of y’all are not into yoga, you probably aren’t too familiar with a yoga chair. Here’s a pic:

We slid one of these into a dark area just before the party started. Bruthas jumped on that thing immediately and got “creative”…lol

Some bottoms lost their minds. Obviously, it gives tops that extra leverage when a bottom’s ass is lifted high enough to let the dick deep-dive. The crew heard a lot of serious pounding throughout the night. Blame the yoga chair.

The Slut-Me-Out Area Gets Too Hot

Yeah, that area gets packed and freaky asf. It also gets VERY hot and sweaty when bruthas start piling on top of each other. We’re gonna add a fan back there. In addition to the A/C, this should help cool it down.

Big thanks to our new crew member, Tez. Last night was his first time hosting and he did an impressive job keeping a large group organized. He made err-body feel comfortable and handled some tricky situations with ease.

Biggest thanks always goes to you sexy Black mofos who always bring the dick and the ass and that special vibe. We appreciate all y’all.

p.s.: Shoutout to JSJ. Miss you, bro. Hurry back!