Last Night at Nightcrawlers

Attendance: 58

I had written something, but then a first-timer posted the following in the comments below and it’s much better.

“Did It” wrote:

Very first time attending Nightcrawlers. Extremely chill but freaky nonetheless. Spent most of the night drinking and smoking (a lil too much) As soon as I lit my blunt the humidifier came on. kicked it in the recliner (very comfortably)next to a tall slim dude fine AF for a couple of hours. Really just wanted to observe. Few guys approached. Got freaky in the corner with the same slim dude.. (lit) then a group crowded us. 2am Had to jet.. I was too high.

Thanks for joining us, bro.

Representatives from the APLA Health Center pulled up to provide on-site STD testing. Bruthas who participated were given their results within minutes. Major props to OutHere rep Ryan for hooking us up with condoms and for his dedicated service to the community.

Glow Party

Our annual Glow Party is coming up this Saturday, July 5th. Err-body gets a glowing wristband: red for tops, yellow for vers, and blue for bottoms. Butt-ass naked situation.

Big thanks to our host Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) for doing a great job, as usual. Shout-out to Lawrence for providing security.

Biggest thanks goes to all you phyne-ass Black mofos dipped out last night and got that dick wet. We appreciate all y’all.

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Last Night at Blackout

Attendance: 80

Every once in a while, the Blackout crew gets a thrill. It’s been happening a lot lately, tho.

This sexy-ass mofo decided he didn’t give a damn if the crew was watching. He bent himself over a sofa near us and got that ass pounded properly. The top would pull out for a sec then dive right back in. Our host tried his best not to jump it in himself.

The so-called Slut-Me-Out area in back has become “the place to be”. It was packed most of the night. Fortunately, the bed didn’t break down when err-body started piling on top of each other.

Sh*t Happens

So, let’s discuss it. Somebody had an “accident”. When it happened, it smelled, and it interrupted the vibe. A few bruthas were unnerved, which is understandable. The crew quickly cleaned err-thang up, sprayed some smell-good, and we were back to normal.

One regular guest suggested that we post a reminder for bottoms to take of business, but I don’t think that’s necessary. Bottoms already know this and the overwhelming majority are on point. Sh*t happens. We deal with it and move on.

Big thanks to our host Lawrence for doing an amazing job. The crowd was a little more…uh…”amped” than usual, but he remained professional and handled it with ease.

Biggest thanks, as always, goes to all you sexy Black mofos who decided to pull up, bend over, and get pounded right in front of the crew…lol

Nightcrawlers: The Bed Tapped Out

Attendance: 79

The so-called “Slut-Me-Out” area in back is always active, but last night it got a little too active and the bed collapsed. Fortunately, our crew was able to fix the frame and err-thang was cool.

The aggressive energy that caused that bed to tap out didn’t reveal itself in the beginning. Bruthas appeared very chill, enjoying a drink and some convo in the lounge area.

But then it got heated. As more bros pulled up, the situation turned hot and sweaty and freaky. Even the host took a break and dipped into the darkness. He returned to his duties about 20 minutes later. We noticed he was wiping his ass.

Big thanks to “Q” for hosting, tho. He did a great job keeping us organized and making err-body feel comfortable, especially all the sexy newbies (shout-out to bro from Cameroon). Huge thanks to Mo for providing security.

And to all you phyne-ass Black mofos who decided last night was the night to break the bed, thanks a lot…lol

Blackout: One Bottom, Three Tops

Attendance: 94

Wild night, y’all.

Lots of newbies from out of town pulled up — phyne-ass mofos, too. Some were in LA for the upcoming BET Awards and they were clearly on a mission.

The overall vibe was lit, maybe too lit. One of our regulars, a doctor, called it “rowdy”. It definitely had an aggressive feel to it, judging by all the ass-slapping we heard. The A/C was turned on early and stayed on blast till closing.

A tall, bubble-butt mofo we call “The Rock” got bent over in the staff area and surrounded by three tops, each one hung and hard asf. They had no mercy on his cheeks. He tried tapping out, but no haps. “Rock” was escorted into an empty bedroom for additional pounding. The host had to rescue his ass, finally.

Big thanks to our sexy host, Lawrence, who made all the first-time visitors feel comfortable. Shout-out to “Q” for his assistance in keeping us organized.

Huge thanks to “Mo” for providing excellent security and keeping err-body safe. We were surprised, tho, when he decided to strip out of his shirt and show off his pecs and biceps and tatts. So unprofessional.

To all you Black mofos who decided last night was the night to get summer started in the freakiest way possible, keep that sh*t up.

p.s.: JSJ, it was great seeing you. Thank you for that big bottle of Jack D. Bro, you checked in, disappeared into the darkness, and reappeared at closing time VERY sweaty…lol