Last Night: "Is This Your First Time?"

Attendance: 49

We’re seeing a sharp increase in first-timers. Our host didn’t recognize almost half of the bruthas that showed up. He had to ask repeatedly, “Is this your first time?” They usually said yes, so he would show them around and make sure they were comfortable.

Things got so hot and sweaty, we had to keep the air conditioner on blast for most of the night. For some reason, the moaning was more passionate, and the ass-slapping was very…uh…intense.

Shout-out to Wayne G for being the world’s smoothest host. Thanks to Derek for security. Most of all, we thank all the bruthas who attended. We appreciate you.

See err-body at “Swalloween”.