Blackout: “I Wish I Knew Who All Fucked Me Tho”

Attendance: 78

Last night’s crowd was in a fun and freaky mood. We heard a lot of corny jokes going around, too. Maybe the Halloween spirit was still in the air. Whatever the reason, the vibe was definitely lit.

We dipped into our Telegram chat room to see what they said. One bro who came for the first time wrote:

Damn, they didn’t even ask permission?…lol

Bottoms, be warned: When bruthas see a juicy booty getting clapped, they wait till it’s…uh… “unoccupied” then they just slide in. No questions asked.

CashApp Announcement

Beginning January 1, 2025, Blackout and Nightcrawlers will no longer accept CashApp. Why? We’ve been having numerous transaction issues and limitations with the app.

We’ll still accept CashApp payments throughout November and December, tho.

Thanks to Klyde for doing a great job as host. Thanks to Mo and Dom for providing security and keeping err-body safe.

Biggest thanks goes to all you sexy mofos who “waited your turn” and either slid the dick in or hopped on one.

"Frightcrawlers" Halloween Party

Attendance: 82

That was fun, tho.

We “spooked up” the spot a little with some Halloween stuff and added a sexy mofo to serve drinks. Once that Dussé and that Don Julio and that Hennessy kicked in, y’all got real active and stayed that way till closing.

Fucked in the Lounge

I took a peek into the lounge area where bruthas usually just chill, blaze up, and converse. Why did I see one bro bent over and getting dicked down? In the lounge? Yeah, it was THAT type of crowd.

Gotta thank Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) who served as our amazing host and kept err-thang organized. Thanks to Mo, Dom, and “Q” for providing security and keeping us safe.

Wayne G, you did an awesome job as bartender. Cool vampire cape, btw.

Biggest thanks goes to all you spooky, freaky, drunk, and buzzed mofos who made this year’s Halloween situation one of the best ever.

p.s.: JSJ, you walked in with a huge bottle of Henny and we were so incredibly grateful for it. You’re an amazing person and we’re fortunate to consider you a friend. Thank you.

Blackout: “I Am Still in Disbelief.”

Attendance: 98

I wrote something and posted it. Then a newbie from Ohio shared his experience in the comments section below, so forget what I had to say.

Del from wrote:

Ok, I am posting because I am still in disbelief how wild things were Fri night. I am newbie visiting from Ohio, I was number #57 (w/San Antonio Spurs hat). The place was set up very well. I was a little nervous but after 5 mins of bruthas speaking to me, I was comfortable. I must say most of the guys were in decent shape or better, Im 5’11” 195lbs worked out for years, toned, and there were so many guys my size or bigger than me(muscles). Anyway, I liked the slut me out room, that little subtle hint of light amongst the darkness makes thing wayyy sexier! At one point there were 20+ brothas making out, fucking, sucking dick all at once. It was kinda overwhelming! I have a suggestion for the dark room, some type of light that flicks every now and then to see how many people in that damn room lol (just for a half a second). I was led into the dark room, was not a lot moaning at that time, just lots of heavy breathing, could not see shit until someone lit there blunt. For half a second, I could see it was at least 30+ guys elbow too elbow getting it on, WOW. I will be back, when I am out west, definitely keep this one going!! -Del

“Frightcrawlers”

We decided to call this year’s Halloween situation “Frightcrawlers”, coming up on Saturday, October 26th. Underwear optional.

Appreciation

Big thanks to “Q” for hosting and keeping us organized. Shout-out to Dom and WG for providing security.

And to all you freaky mofos who packed the spot last night and got drunk and nasty with us, we give you our biggest thanks for your continued support. Much love.

p.s.: And yeah, so…uh, JSJ, you know we gotta thank you for that big bottle of Jack, and for being such a great person. Fifteen days to go till you-know-what…lol

Nightcrawlers: Making Out

Attendance: 56

Some nights, you don’t necessarily need dick or ass to have a good time. Maybe just some good head or “making out” is enough. Last night felt less about fuckin and more about intimacy.

Yeah, that’s what I mean. There was a lot of kissing and touching and rubbing on this and that. Not to say ninjas didn’t fuck. They did, of course, but “making out” was in full effect, too.

Six-Foot-Five

A caramel, 6’5, thick-in-all-the-right-places, bubble-butt mofo walked in and caught err-body’s attention. He was a newbie. Mofos jumped on him immediately and wore him out…lol

Thanks to Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) for hosting with such ease. Shout-out to Dom and WG for providing security and keeping us safe.

Biggest thanks always goes to the chocolate bruthas who switched it up last night and brought that intimate vibe.

p.s.: JSJ, you’re spoiling us, bro. You walked in with big bottles of tequila and Jack. Can’t thank you enough!

Blackout: On One

Attendance: 90

Usually around the first of the month, you got bills to pay — mainly rent. So we didn’t expect an unusually large turnout. But there it was.

Ninety freaky-ass, horny mofos surprised the fuck out of us last night. And it was a trip because they didn’t appear to be aggressive or “extra”. They all looked lowkey, chill. We were wrong.

These mofos were on one, especially all the newbies. You couldn’t get in the notorious Dark Room. It was beyond packed. Even the hallway leading into that room was crowded.

One of the Blackout crew decided to put on a mask and dip into the action. His ass got destroyed. By the end of the night, he was worn out and limping, cheeks full of babies.

The Gratitude

Big thanks to “D” for doing a great job as host and keeping err-thang organized. Thanks to Dom and Klyde for providing security.

And to all you chocolate mofos who pulled up and got that dick wet, we give a HUGE thank-you for making Blackout the freakiest situation in LA.

p.s.: JSJ, thank you for your continued support and that big bottle of Jack D.