Attendance: 69

Yeah, iight. We saw what ya’ll tried to do last night.

Even though the party was underwear optional, most bruthas decided to bring that butt-ass naked Blackout vibe to Nightcrawlers and take err-thang off at the door.

I enjoy watching newbies initially keep their boxers on then get totally naked when they see all the dick and ass surrounding them.

It’s hard to admit this, but I think the notorious Dark Room is no longer our freakiest spot. Over the past several months, the so-called “Slut-Me-Out” area has gradually taken over. It’s so packed, and the way bottoms get spanked and pounded in there sounds like it hurts — real bad.

Thanks to Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) for hosting and making err-body feel comfortable. Props to WG for providing security.

Biggest thanks, as always, goes to all you sexy mofos for pulling up last night and taking it all off at Nightcrawlers. We appreciate y’all.