Attendance: 60

Usually in the final hour, we switch the playlist over to slow jams. But apparently, bruthas weren’t ready to get romantic. They were still in “slut-me-out” mode. (We have a designated area for that, btw.)

A brutha abruptly walked into the crew’s area and said, “Put on somethin’ ratchet!” Without missing a beat, I loaded up “My Neck, My Back (Lick It)” by Khia.

Ratchet, indeed.

Lol…uh…I would suggest being VERY careful before approaching THAT one. He’s cool, tho.

Big thanks to Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) for being such an excellent host. Thanks to the awesome WG for providing security and keeping err-body safe.

Biggest thanks always goes to all you ratchet mofos who pulled up last night and lit sh*t up. We thank you so much and wish err-body a very prosperous New Year!

p.s.: JSJ, someone’s looking for you to explain that Rutherford B. Hayes reference, bro. Don’t hide. Thanks for the big bottle of Jack, too.