Last night was so lit, even our host Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) got sucked into the darkness. Literally. He promised to be professional and avoid all dick and ass while hosting, but he couldn’t resist. Derrick busted three nutts before the night was over.

One brutha wrote in the Blackout chat room:

Yeah, we could hear his cheeks getting properly clapped in the so-called Slut-Me-Out area. He deserved it, though. He shows no mercy when he’s the top, so let’s call it karma.

Big thanks to Derrick for keeping err-thang so organized and making err-body feel comfortable. But please, don’t be such a slut next time.

Thanks to Kay and BP for providing security and keeping us all safe.

Biggest thanks, once again, goes to all you sexy, chocolate mofos who pulled up, dropped them draws, and brought that heat.

p.s. Happy birthday, HF.