Attendance: 84

For this year’s “Swalloween”, we hired two hot bartenders to serve err-body in the lounge . Bottles of Hennessy tend to get empty real quick, but we already knew that.

A sexy, chocolate mofo from St. Louis, Mo named Saint was there to greet bruthas as they arrived. He wore fitted boxer briefs and clearly had serious dick for that ass. Some guests didn’t even bother with the chit-chat. They just dropped to their knees and made attempts to swallow it whole.

Then there were those who didn’t even waste time with a blow job because his dick was already “preheated”, so they just bent over and hoped their walls would survive. Saint wasn’t very verbal, but his stroke game was definitely verified last night.

The place was packed and it got very sweaty. In the so-called “Slut-Me-Out” area, bruthas were a little too aggressive and made the bed frame collapse to the floor. They kept pounding that ass like nothing even happened.

Shout-outs to Nino Brown, special guest Saint, and Big Poppa for doing such a great job. Y’all made “Swalloween” flow real smoove.

Biggest thanks goes to all you chocolate mofos who showed up and broke the third bed frame in less than a year.

Giving an extra special expression of gratitude to a very generous and kind bro who regularly brings top-shelf liquor to Blackout. We are so grateful.