Attendance: 73

A few notes about last night:

• I could tell by looking at the bed sheets the next morning that y’all really really REALLY got it in.

• Big thanks to the brutha who regularly brings a large bottle of tequila for err-body to enjoy. Top shelf, too.

• Yeah, so, we gave this sexy homie free admission because he’s a regular. A few minutes before closing, he’s bent over the sink throwing up chunks because he drank too much. Thanks a lot, bro…lol

• Some of the newbies that pulled up last night were just too sexy. The crew was barely able to control themselves. In fact, our host, Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”), stepped away from his station for about 15-20 minutes. When he came back, he was all sweaty and had a crooked grin on his face. He’s a heaux.

To the crew — Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”), Tre, Big Poppa, and Kay — thank you all for running err-thang so smoothly and providing security. Y’all the best!

And to all you sexy chocolate mofos who showed up and showed out and fucked up the sheets, you know how much we appreciate you for your continued support. Thank you.