Attendance: 61

A few quick notes about last night:

• Those two muscular bruthas fuckin’ in the hallway was, uh, “good for business”.

• I had no idea poppers were so “pop”-ular these days, even among tops.

• A chocolate shawty walked in around 3am, dropped his pants, and revealed dick down to his knees. Big things do come in small packages.

• My favorite moment last night happened when Usher’s “Let It Burn” came on and bruthas started singing along.

Okay, we gotta thank Derek (aka “Thunderdome”) for being the greatest host we’ve ever had. Thanks to Kay and Big Poppa for keeping us safe.

To all you sexy chocolate mofos who showed up and got all hot and sweaty, big thanks.