Attendance: 53

We didn’t know where the yelling was coming from, exactly. Maybe it was in the back, beyond the lounge. Then we realized the cry for help was coming from the Slut-Me-Out area. Someone’s cheeks were under a lot of stress.

“I can’t take it anymore! I can’t!..I can’t take!…It!…Anymore!!!” Bro kept repeating the same shit over and over again, each time louder and more intense. We couldn’t stop listening. When the bruthas found him, they circled him and jacked off to his pain.

Whoever the top was in this particular situation had zero fucks to give. He smashed homie’s ass like it was a punishment for making noise. In fact, he smashed harder. The guts were given no mercy.

It was THAT kind of night.

Derrick, recently nicknamed “Thunderdome” for no obvious reason, served as host and security. Thanks for that. Big thanks to all the bruthas who turned last night into such a sexy, freaky situation.